Crist Denies Trysts II

Sworn testimony backs up claims that Bruce Jordan boasted of his affair with Charlie Crist.


By Bob Norman















Bruce Carlton Jordan arrives at the Possum festival.






A videotaped sworn statement has surfaced that bolsters the contention
that Florida Attorney General and Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie
Crist had a recent romantic relationship with a convicted felon and former
travel aide to U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris.

Last week, I reported that 21-year-old GOP staffer Jason Wetherington had
claimed to credible sources that he had a sexual relationship with the
50-year-old Crist and had identified the frontrunner's "long-term
partner" as Bruce Carlton Jordan, who remains on state probation after
serving a 30-day jail sentence for a conviction on grand theft and forgery
charges.

Crist has repeatedly denied that he is gay and, with the election looming
next week, has recently become more vocal in his stance against adoption by
gay couples and in support of an amendment to the U.S. Constitution to ban
gay marriage.

Crist's campaign spokeswoman, Vivian Myrtetus, responded to my questions
with an e-mail: "Wild, false rumors like this one are a sad commentary
on the politics of personal destruction which is so hurtful to the political
process," she wrote. "This is a completely false story a convicted
felon."

Evidence, however, is piling up that he and Jordan, whom the GOP
candidate claims not to remember ever having met, had a relationship and
that his Republican opponent Tom Gallagher knew about it prior to the
September 5 primary vote.

Much of the information surrounding the relationship came, unwittingly
and somewhat ironically, from the Harris U.S. Senate campaign, where Jordan
worked as the congresswoman's personal travel aide not long after his
release from jail in February.

It was while he was employed in that capacity that another traveler on
the Harris campaign, Dee Dee Hall, befriended him. In a videotaped statement
that I obtained over the weekend, Hall swears that Jordan confided to her
that he had an ongoing romantic relationship with Crist.

On the tape, Hall sits in a sharply collared blue blouse and talks about
a Fourth of July outing with Harris on the wealthy island enclave of John's
Island near Vero Beach.

Hall's attendance at the private party was a perk of traveling with her
boyfriend, Jay Vass, who was the pilot for Harris' U.S. Senate campaign at
the time.

As the evening wore on, Hall says that she began talking with Jordan,
whom she had already befriended on the campaign trail, about romantic
relationships. She says she wanted to set up Jordan, whom she knew to be
gay, with a friend.

"He said that he was involved with Charlie," she says on the
tape after she was sworn in by a court reporter. "I was like, 'OK.' He
just stated his first name. He said, 'Maybe you've heard of him.' He said
Charlie Crist."

She then asked Jordan what it was like to have a romantic relationship
with "such a public figure."

"And he said... Charlie was apparently having some issues with that
and trying to keep it under wraps and just trying to deal with it in
general, you know," she said, later adding that Jordan seemed troubled
that Crist was seeking counseling. "He was kind of quiet about it after
that point, like he was concerned about Charlie's decision to seek
counseling."

I couldn't reach Hall for comment, but Vass, who is well-known in state
Republican circles, confirmed that she gave the statement and said that
Jordan also confided in him about the relationship.

Vass has been a pilot for top Republican politicians in Florida for
nearly a decade. He's flown Gov. Jeb Bush, most every member of the state
Cabinet, and a veritable who's who of GOP bigs, including Crist, whom Vass
knows personally. His company, Celtic Air, is represented by major
Tallahassee lobbyist Wilbur Brewton.

Speaking from his manufacturing company's office in Live Oak, Vass not
only confirmed Hall's sworn statement but also added that Jordan had told
him of his romantic relationship with Crist as well and that he too had
given a sworn statement to that effect.

"It's the truth," said Vass.

Vass, who is a registered Republican, said that while he was serving as
the pilot for the Harris campaign this summer, he spent many hours with
Jordan. He said that during that time, Jordan told him and other Harris
staffers that he was dating Crist.

The pilot also said that Jordan and other Harris staffers were
matter-of-fact about the relationship and treated as a fact that Crist is
gay. He recounted the evening of June 20, when he was at the Blue Martini
bar in Tampa with Jordan and Harris campaign scheduler Jennifer DeBord.

Vass said that DeBord was aware of the relationship - and had seen e-mail
exchanges between Jordan and Crist — and that the 42-year-old Jordan
admitted it to him.

"I couldn't believe they were so open about it," says Vass.
"I asked him, 'Aren't you afraid of this coming out?' And Jordan said,
'It will come out sooner or later, and just as long as long as it comes out
after the election, I don't care.'

"Everybody knew that Charlie was gay and what absolutely floored me
about it was they made no attempt to hide it or disguise it."

When reached at the Harris campaign office, DeBord denied having any
knowledge about Jordan and Crist. "I have no knowledge of
anything," she said, obviously perturbed at the questions. "I know
nothing about that. It is not my business."

Vass, meanwhile, happens to be a very good friend of state Chief
Financial Officer Tom Gallagher, who was Crist's opponent in the primary.
Not only has Vass flown Gallagher on campaign stops, but he has also given
the politician flying lessons, and the two men have considered business
ventures together.


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It's time to storm the Republican Firewall.

















A voice from above.

Who knew the Mark Foley scandal would rage on so! And who knew it would give new
life and focus to K Street scandals a la Abramoff. Dispeptic faces of GOP House
leaders denying knowledge of Foley filth segued perfectly into
might-have-been-majority-leader Bob Ney's guilty plea to Abramoff bribery.

Sure, Ken Mellman's closet is still sealed, but how about those U2 tickets in
exchange for Abramoff dirty work? And Denny Hastert and his chief-of-staff still
get to bunk together in their DC apartment, but their careers are all but
finished. Every day brings more excitement: blogs post nasty, gay tid-bits about
Idaho Senator (R) Larry Craig the same day Feds go after fellow-homophobe
Pennsylvania U.S. Rep. (R) Curt Weldon for K Street chicanery and the Fundies
promise to stay home because Condi dared appoint a Gay to an AIDS post.

The winds are with us at last!

Or are they? With every mention of scandal or Iraq, GOPers point to their
nearly sacred Firewall: freshly gerrymandered congressional districts combined
with slick get-out-the-vote marketing making them virtually loss proof (not to
mention their control of local voting apparatuses, including deployment of of
unauditable voting machines, in most key districts).

This Firewall has certainly earned its place on the altar. It's become a
Rovian cliche that Dems go into voting day cocky and confident with news of
favorable polls -- only to appear the next morning like a sooty, sad-faced Wile
E. Coyote holding the remains of TNT intended for a rabbit.

Enter Matthew Shepard. Or more accurately enter the Matthew Shepard
Foundation under the tireless leadership of his mother, Judy. With the simple
message of "hate stole Mathhew's right to vote eight years ago; don't waste
your vote on November 7th," the Foundation has launched a nation-wide
get-out-the-vote campaign for LGTB voters.

"If my son Matthew were alive today, I know he would tell you to
REGISTER and to VOTE, reminding you that 'if you don't vote, you can't
bitch,'" Ms. Shepard proclaims on the campaign's Web site, www.matthewshepard.org/Vote.

Can a non-partisan push like this really have an effect? Remember, us fags
and dykes vote 75% Democratic. (Don' ask about the 25%.) And our 4% of the pie
makes us larger than the Jewish or Asian vote.

Isn't it overly dramatic -- maudlin even -- to invoke the poor boy's image
for yet another cause celebre? Perhaps. But the stakes don't get much higher
than this election. And what more poignant image to counter the shabby, flabby
hypocrisy of the Foley-Hastert-Mellman-Craig-Delay-etc.-set than a boy who died
not for hiding or covering-up but for being honest.

We hope every card-carrying L, G, T or B on November 7 will exercise (while
we still can) that most fundamental right to remove tyrants from power -- and
that they will get like-minded friends and family to do the same. Whether or not
you need Matthew Shepard's voice from above guiding you, if enough of us get to
the polls, we'll give the Republicans and their Firewall a new meaning for
"flaming."

-- the Staff

This Week In Scandals





As we all know, it was rather amusing of Rush Limbaugh to accuse anyone of
voluntarily stopping self-treatment, for there is a word for four buckets of
extra-crispy KFC drumsticks topped off with mushy lard, compressed Viagra and a
Hillbilly-Heroin twist in Rush’s house.

Lunch.



Yet, it is also rather amusing in that he might as well have been talking about
the paranoid, conspiracy-laden, bigoted troupe of resentful belly-picking white
men with small penises that make up the core of his party. Sadly they have all
been off their meds for the better part of four decades now. And we have all
been the worse for it.



Particularly Sarah
Evans
. Although her husband’s hundreds of pictures on his PC of himself
turned on could be a big seller at next year’s first annual Charlie
Crist
picnic down in Florida.



But I digress. The competition I was thinking of was this. Which region of
country’s Republican Party has the largest sheer number of criminals,
lunatics, self-haters and those for whom a lobotomy would send their IQ soaring
straight up like J.D. Hayworth’s arm when he hears German?



Well speaking of old goosestepping
J.D.
, I nominate the West. I mean, look at this collection of obtuse,
CEO-slurping, AntiSocial-Personality-Disorder-suffering, atavistic cretins.



Representative Barbara Cubin of Wyoming likes
to pummel the disabled
. Congressional candidate Bill
Sali of Idaho
...well here’s what retiring Idaho House Speaker Bruce
Newcomb, a Republican, was quoted saying about him, "That idiot (Sali) is
just an absolute idiot. He doesn’t have one ounce of empathy in his whole
fricking body. And you can put that in the paper." That’s one of the
nicer things Idaho Republicans have said about a guy who's more offensive than
Denny Hastert's man-boobs.



Congressmen Doolittle
(and his wife)
and Pombo
of California just love Jack Abramoff. Love, love, love him. You know, what’s
a little forced
abortion in the Marianas
between friends?



Rep. Lewis, also of California is
under federal investigation
for some things discovered in the Randall
“Duke” Cunningham case and for having a record in public service as
ludicrous as his namesake’s comedy.



Nevada gives us Jim
Gibbons for Governor
, who likes to hide illegal-immigrant nannies in his
basement and have his wife perjure herself when discussing it (this from a man
who wants The Great Wall of China imported to the Mexican Border, because it
worked so well with Genghis). He also had an accident in a parking lot, where he
claims he tripped and somehow a woman’s breast just up and hopped into his
hand.



Funny, when you spend a night propositioning a particular woman over 100 proof
liquid refreshments and getting rejected, the young woman involved might
describe it a different way.



Sexual assault.



Other ways of describing this episode might be “another day in the life of Don
Sherwood” or "the only way Rush got any until he was famous."



Continuing our hit parade: Representative Porter of Nevada likes
to make shakedown calls from his federal office
, while Representative Renzi
of Arizona likes
shady land deals
that start federal investigations into his activities.



And let’s not forget that lunatic running to hold his Senate seat, Jon Kyl. He
has quite a
list of greatest hits
, which doesn't even include having Brit Hume's hairdo.



Here’s Kyl on Native Americans: "I'm concerned that too many Indian
people -- and I will not characterize where they come from -- talk about trust
and responsibility when they really mean, deep in their heart, having someone
take care of them."



I totally understand. I’m concerned that too many pale-faced preppy
corporate-humping jackwads, like let’s say Jon Kyl, expect the government to
take care of them, from their healthcare to their yearly pay raises, while they
screw the rest of us like we’re a prostitute at a Republican poker party at
The Watergate.



Crist and his "Sweet Sixteen" friend

Crist and his "Sweet Sixteen" friend. WMR's colleague, intrepid Florida investigative journalist John Caylor of http://www.news-insider.org/, has uncovered evidence that GOP gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist maintained a gay relationship with a 16-year old male ten years ago. Crist, born on July 24, 1956, is 50 years old. His young one-time partner, born in 1979, is now 26. Crist, who, as Florida Attorney General, was able to hide his personal details under Patriot Act-inspired shield laws designed to "protect" law enforcement officers, allegedly lived with his young partner in a condominium at 1 Beach Drive, St. Petersburg Beach, Florida.



After Crist allegedly ended the relationship with the younger man after he decided to seek higher office, Crist decided to claim as his legal residence the one-time shared address with his partner (1 Beach Drive) on his Federal Income Tax return (above). However, when he lived with his partner, Crist, in order to avoid detection, claimed the address of his parents (3 Brightwaters Circle, NE, St. Petersburg) as his legal residence (below).



WMR has also learned that a number of gay Republican kingpins in Florida's media, have, on behalf of the Crist campaign, interceded with editors and publishers to prevent any news coverage or investigation of Crist's alternate life style. In fact, many of Florida's leading newspapers have endorsed Crist.

Crist Denies Trysts

Crist Denies Trysts

GOP frontrunner: I have never had sex with a man
BY BOB NORMANbob.norman@newtimesbpb.com

Email Bob Norman

Feature Charlie Crist Is NOT GayAnd other things the Republican Party wants you to believe on Election Day.


A young rising star in the Republican Party has boasted to witnesses of his sexual relationship with Charlie Crist, the frontrunner in the Florida governor's race who has repeatedly denied that he is gay.
The GOP staffer, 21-year-old Jason Wetherington, told friends at separate social functions in August that he had sex with Crist, according to two credible and independent sources who heard Wetherington make the claim first-hand.
Wetherington, who recently worked as a field director for U.S. Senate candidate Katherine Harris and currently works for state representative Ellyn Bodganoff's reelection campaign, also named a man whom he said is Crist's long-term partner, a convicted thief named Bruce Carlton Jordan who also recently worked for Harris in her long-shot Senate bid.
Jordan made headlines recently when the Miami Herald learned that the felon was working as Harris's travel aide. The newspaper noted that Jordan, 42, was reported to be close friends with Charlie Crist, whom he convinced to attend an annual Florida Funeral Directors Association meeting in 2003.

Jordan was charged in 2003 with stealing thousands of dollars from two organizations for whom he worked, including the Tallahassee-based Florida Funeral Directors Association, where he served as executive director. He completed a 60-day jail sentence in February and will be on probation until the year 2011, according to state records.
When the Herald questioned Crist about Jordan this past August, the frontrunner in the governor's race told the newspaper that he doesn't remember the man. "I don't know who Bruce Jordan is," he said at the time. "It doesn't mean I haven't met him. I don't know who you are speaking about."

I asked Crist during a phone interview on Monday morning if he had ever had sex with Jordan.
"No," he said. "I don't recall the name."
That Crist doesn't remember Jordan seemed incredible to me. Not only did the attorney general make a special appearance at the funeral directors' conference, but former presidents of the association say Jordan was known to be pals with Crist. Attempts to reach Jordan weren't successful, but his father told me that Crist and his son are friends.

"He talks about [Crist], but I don't think he's seen Charlie in a while," said Albert Jordan, who lives in Inverness, where he and his wife raised their son.
When asked if his son and Crist had a sexual relationship, the father simply said, "Not as far as I know."

I recounted some of those facts with Crist.
"I'm not saying I haven't met him, I probably have," he said. "I just can't picture him, that's all."
I also asked him about Wetherington's claim to sources that he'd had sex with Crist. "That's ridiculous," he said. "Completely false."
Then I asked him if he'd ever in his life had sex with a man.
"Never," he said.

While there is no proof that what Wetherington has said is true, it's clear that he said it. I first learned about his claims after receiving an anonymous e-mail on October 6. The e-mail was linked to a 2003 story of mine reporting that now-disgraced congressman Mark Foley was gay.
"Why don't you do the same story for another hugely visible FL politician running for office? Call if you want a starting point."

Immediately I knew the e-mailer was referring to Crist. For years, it has been rumored that Crist, the favorite to move into the governor's mansion after the November 7 election, is gay.
I was interested in pursuing the lead mainly because I've come to believe that any closeted politician in the Republican Party — which openly woos homophobes into its ranks while opposing gay rights — is fair game for the media.
Crist, for his part, has been moderate on those issues and supports civil unions. "I'm a live and let live kind of guy," he told me.

But the Palm Beach Post reported on Friday that Crist can be heard in recently recorded phone calls targeting voters saying, "I support a constitutional amendment to protect traditional marriages, and I oppose adoption by gay couples."

I asked him about that, and he said he's always held those positions. I asked him if he thought it was fair for reporters to ask him about his own sexuality. "Of course it's fair," he said. "It's just happens to be wrong."

Many people aren't convinced that Crist is telling the truth. I am one of them, especially after reporting this column. The source behind the e-mail, who asked that I not reveal his name for fear of retribution, is a gay man, a registered Independent voter and former Republican who isn't involved in Democratic Party politics. He was motivated to tell his story, he says, by his outrage at the Foley scandal.

He recounted a dinner party of four people at a friend's posh waterfront home in Las Olas Isles. He didn't remember the exact date but it took place in early August. He was there with his friend, his friend's partner, and Wetherington.

His friend had struck up a sexual relationship with Wetherington after meeting him in an AOL chat room. Wetherington spoke at the party about working for Katherine Harris's campaign. To me, this was significant since Harris is a stalwart of the Religious Right and openly denounces homosexuality. Wetherington even took a call from Harris after they sat down for cocktails before dinner. "He was like Harris's gay valet," the source said.

As they sipped their drinks, Jason started talking about his relationship with Crist, which he said had been sexual in nature.

"Charlie Crist? Are you kidding?" the source remembers asking.
They asked Jason about the size of Crist's anatomy. Jason "wouldn't go there," said the source. "He said that he remains friendly with Crist and that he was expecting an appointment when Crist becomes governor."

The source said that after the dinner he struggled for a few weeks with what he'd heard. When the Foley scandal hit the news, he called ABC News, which had broken the congressional page story. He said the network had no interest in the story.

Then he contacted me. I learned that Wetherington, a dark-haired and good-looking former page in the state senate, had been Harris's southeast field director and had left the campaign after the primary to work for Bogdanoff.

Wetherington had also appeared in numerous Sun-Sentinel articles. From them, I learned he was an alum of Fort Lauderdale High School, where he was the student body's vice president and the student advisor to the Broward County School Board.

On August 11, 2002, the newspaper published a feature story about Wetherington under the headline: "Leader by example: The school board's student advisor is a take-charge guy with lofty ideals and goals."
In it, Wetherington was very open about his ambition, telling the newspaper, "I'll make it to Washington, whether in the Senate or the White House." His mother said she was certain she would someday be a "First Mom."

The article also mentioned his role as a leader at First Baptist Church in Fort Lauderdale. The huge 12,000-member church is one of the more anti-gay institutions in the county and has been aligned with the ultra-conservative Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church and its rabidly right-wing minister, D. James Kennedy.

Wetherington appeared to be living a seriously twisted double life. On the one hand, he was a young Christian Republican leader and on the other a cruiser of men in AOL chat rooms.
Two weeks ago, I dropped by Wetherington's apartment complex off Sunrise Boulevard near the Intracoastal. As it happened, he was in his car in the parking lot, about to drive away.
I asked him to roll down his window, introduced myself, and told him what I was doing there. Wetherington confirmed he was gay. I told him what I had learned about the dinner party, which he admitted attending. But he denied that he had ever had sex with Crist.
"The only way I would have said that was if I was really drunk," he told me, adding that he didn't "remember anything" about the party.

I told him that the source told me that they had asked him about Crist's anatomy. Wetherington became more adamant about this detail than anything else during the impromptu interview. He asserted several times that he had never spoken about Crist's anatomy.
I assured him that the source had told me the same thing.

He said that he had met Crist on at least three different occasions, including at his church and at Crist's Republican primary debate with Tom Gallagher in West Palm Beach, but the extent of his contact with the Attorney General was "shaking his hand."
Did he already have a job locked up with the administration if Crist wins the election?
"I sent him a resume," he said. "I want to work for him, but I never said that I had a job with the administration."

I told Wetherington that it must be tough navigating his two conflicting worlds.
"It has been a personal struggle," he told me. "But I have my mother and I have the church "
Wetherington went on to say that he had come out to the church and that his activity there had decreased significantly because of it. He said he needed to go but wanted me to call him so we could meet for a standard interview. He never returned my phone calls.

A week later, I received another e-mail from another source who created the Yahoo name of "EveryOne KnowsAboutCC" to contact me. I spoke with the new source and he told an extremely similar story about Wetherington, only he'd heard it at a different party that took place in Broward County this past August.

This source, unlike the first, has known Wetherington for years. Again, the source supplied his identity — which is known in some local political circles — but asked that I not reveal it publicly.
The source was credible and possessed knowledge that only a confidante of Wetherington's could possibly have. He said he contacted me because he had learned that I had interviewed Wetherington.

"I am very conflicted about talking yet at the same time with the whole Foley thing, you can imagine how I must feel," he said. " Jason is a very nice kid, but as a gay person, we struggle very hard and, to have somebody [Crist] who sucks up to a party that badmouths us and works against us, is very two-faced."

He said Wetherington told him and several other people at a party that he had sex with the politician in a hotel room in the Tampa-Sarasota area while he was working on the Harris campaign. He said Wetherington recounted that he spoke with Crist about a campaign matter and "one thing led to another and they had sex."
"No birthmarks, moles, or such," said the source. "He also said that it happened on more than one occasion."

The new source also told me, like the first, that the young aide boasted that he was in line for an appointment to Crist's administration after he won the governor's race.
And he said that Wetherington named Crist's long-term partner: Bruce Carlton Jordan. The source said he had no idea who Jordan was, but had jotted the name down so he would remember it.

Both the sources are obviously telling the truth about Wetherington. That means that Wetherington, one of the most promising young Republican staffers in Florida, either had a sexual relationship with Crist or was lying about it.

There's no proof, just the ring of truth. Crist, meanwhile, is clearly in denial mode as indicated by his hollow claim that he doesn't remember Jordan. He tries to write the issue off as pre-election politics.

"It's the silly season," he said.
Maybe, but I don't think this issue is going away anytime soon.


for a pic of Worthington to email crist@rumormills.net

update

GEORGE MAURER'S OCTOBER 23 EVENING MEMO
RE LYING, CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL CHARLIE CRIST

Supplementing my memo of earlier today about Zachary Dean Dunmire, a single now 26-year old man and friend, roommate, lover, whatever of Charlie Crist, Pinellas County records reveal that this young man, then and now supposedly living at 1977 Westpointe Circle, Orlando, FL 32835, tel # 407-295-5535, bought unit # 1409 at Bayfront Tower Condominium, 1 Beach Drive, SE. St. Petersburg, December 27, 2004 with deed document stamps at $1505; and supposedly sold same on March 30, 2006 with stamps of $2415, selling same to
David & Kathleen McHugh of Tahoe Vista, CA.

This evening, I have tried 3 times to phone Zachary at the Orlando number
(# 407-295-5535) but only gotten voice mail.

If anyone in the Orlando area can check out the 1977 Westpointe Circle address for me, I'd appreciate it.

George Maurer
1800 Atlantic Blvd. , # 119-C
Key West , FL 33040
Tel # 305-294-6725
Cell # 305-766-0702

Crist's Lover ID'd

In addition to the earlier information that we've obtained (Beverly Hill of Tallahassee that a Tallahassee Jewish rabbi and her Florida Supreme Court employee sister have told her that Crist is gay; Dr. Ken Ahonen of Miami Beach has been told that a Miami campaign worker has told of personal knowledge that Crist is gay; that Crist's 6-month in 1979 was to a lesbian named Armanda Morrow who lives in the Jacksonville area with her lover Mildred Harrison; that Max Linn is quoted in the Washington Blade [www.washingtonblade.com] as having learned, during a 3-month Leadership St. Petersburg program, that "the future attorney general is gay. The two talked about 'what would happen if [Crist's sexual orientation] comes out' during a political campaign, Linn said."), I learned the following yesterday.

Crist supposedly lives at Unit # 2203, Bayfront Tower Condominium, 1 Beach Drive, SE, St. Petersburg, FL 33701. His lover or boyfriend or roommate is said to be Zachary Dean Dunmire (aka "Dunmice") who is 26-years old and who had a dui in 1999 and some reckless driving tickets thereafter. In a phone conversation with a person at the Bayfront office today, that person told me that Dunmore has moved out although I talked with a person who last night went to the condo and was told by the security guard that Dunmire still lives in Unit # 1409 which he and Crist apparently share or shared. Unit # 1409 was supposedly sold to Dunmire in 2004 (when he was 24). In April of this year, I'm told that Dunmire supposedly sold Unit # 1409 to a David Mackew (sp) for $260,000, although Dunmire still apparently lives there.

I've seldom been to St. Petersburg and have no particular contacts there with which to obtain confirmation of the above, so any additional confirmation would be appreciated.


George Maurer
1800 Atlantic Blvd., # 119-C
Key West, FL 33040
Tel # 305-294-6725
Cell # 305-766-0702
E-mail: KWGMaurer@aol.com

PageGate

Pagegate swamps two additional female GOP House members. Scandal becoming
political equivalent of a general alarm fire. WMR
has received further confirmation that Pagegate details were revealed by U.S.
intelligence and law enforcement members as a last resort to ensure the defeat
of GOP members of Congress who have been blackmailed over the years for their
involvement in pederasty or covering it up. In fact, some of the members
targeted were originally blackmailed by CIA-connected elements tied to child
prostitution as far back as the 1960s. The blackmail was always held in reserve
as an insurance policy for elements tied to "the Agency," which have
now found it necessary to exercise their "options."


A number of past and present GOP members of the House Page Board have been
implicated in the growing scandal. It has been reported that current Page Board
member Rep. Heather Wilson of New Mexico covered up her husband's own brush with
the law over "inappropriate contact with a minor" in 1996. Rep.
Wilson, while Secretary of the New Mexico Children, Youth and Families
Department, managed to cover up the incident involving the16-year old boy and
her husband. And in what amounts to further chutzpah on the part of the House
GOP, Wilson served on the Caucus for Missing and Exploited Children under its
one-time chairman, Mark Foley.


However, caucuses and boards devoted to exploited children, as well as other
seemingly "youth development and protection" organizations, have been
used by the GOP and Religious Right to mask a pedophile and pederasty agenda.


Wilson is not the only member of the House Page Board who has been covering
up for the pederasts who have served on it. Rep. Sue Kelly of New York was
Chairwoman of the Board from 1999 to 2001, along with former Chair (who Kelly
succeeded) Jim Kolbe of Arizona. Kolbe is under investigation by both the House
Ethics Committee and the Justice Department for alleged inappropriate contact
with two male pages during a July 4, 1996 camping trip to the Grand Canyon.
Under Kelly's Page Board chairmanship, a page approached Kolbe in 2000 with
allegations concerning Foley. Nothing was done in what was a close election
year.


Neither did Kelly investigate allegations from a page in 1999 that Foley was
stalking him and another incident in 2000 when Foley showed up at the Page
dormitory in a drunken state and tried to gain entry.


Kelly, like Missouri Rep. Jo Ann Emerson, now want to make their past
memberships of the House Page Board simply disappear. Kelly even ran away from a
televised debate with her Democratic opponent John Hall. And Emerson will not
respond to her Democratic opponent, Veronica Hambacker, about why Emerson lied
when she said she was never a member of the House Page Board. Emerson was a
member during Session 1 of the 106th Congress, during the time of allegations
against Foley and three years after the incident involving her then Board
chairman, Kolbe.


In addition, to past and current Page Board members Wilson, Kelly, and
Emerson, other GOP members of the House and Senate are embroiled in the sex
scandal. WMR has learned that the GOP for a number of years has used pipelines
like the House and Senate page systems, political indoctrination organizations
like the College Republicans, juvenile "diversion programs," and
religious-connected political groups like to groom young men for the predatory
sexual appetites of older male GOP members of Congress. The Pennsylvania College
Republicans, founded by current Rep. Phil English with the support of current
Sen. Rick Santorum, appears to be one such "recruitment" center.



GOP recruits underage male and female sex partners beyond
the congressional page programs.


But it is not just young men who are groomed by the GOP predators. Republican
Rep. Jerry Weller of Illinois, who is married to the daughter of Guatemalan
ex-dictator (and fundamentalist Christian) Gen. Efrain Rios Montt, is rumored to
have conducted an illicit affair with a 16-year old female page. This comes at a
time when the United States and John Bolton, a supporter of Rios Montt, are
attempting to sway the United Nations into electing Guatemala to the UN Security
Council. Former CIA officials, well aware of the human rights abuses by past and
current members of Guatemala's oligarchy, have leaked information on Weller,
former CIA Director Porter Goss, and others to point out that the agency, as far
back as the 1960s when Goss served as a Latin American CIA agent, routinely used
Mexican and Guatemalan female teens to entrap U.S. and foreign political
figures. The "outing" of right-wing Republican Weller, the son-in-law
of Rios Montt and champion of Guatemala's oligarchy, as a predator, is no
coincidence. It is meant to shine a light on this old blackmail network during a
time when Goss' name and those of jailed Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham,
Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, Brant "Nine Fingers" Bassett, and ADCS
contractor Brent Wilkes have arisen again during a House Intelligence Committee
investigation of Shirlington Limousine and the transport of young prostitutes of
both sexes to "poker parties" at the Watergate and Westin Hotels in
Washington, DC. House Intelligence Committee Chairman Peter Hoesktra, Goss's
replacement, seems more interested in covering up this scandal than in
discovering the truth.


WMR has been informed of a major scandal in this respect concerning the GOP candidate for
Governor of Florida. We have learned that Florida GOP politicians have targeted
underage male employees of theme parks in the Orlando/Kissimmee area for
long-term sexual relationships. This story is developing.

It's The Cover-Up Stupid

Congresswoman on page board buried file on husband's child abuse allegation

READ THE STORY...................

Charlie Crist Is NOT Gay

And other things the Republican Party wants you to believe on Election Day.

By Julia Reischel

Lee De Cesare openly confronted Crist about his sexuality, while Tom Gallagher hoped hints would be enough.

Max Linn, the third-party candidate for governor, swears that Crist prefers men.
Colby Katz Shane Strum and other Florida Republicans say they don't care.

Lee De Cesare openly confronted Crist about his sexuality, while Tom Gallagher hoped hints would be enough.


Rusty Gordon says the gay community tolerates closeted politicans who vote their way.
We hear that Charlie Crist is gay.

There's no proof that he is. In fact, Crist, the Republican candidate for governor and the current state attorney general, has repeatedly denied it.
But professional muckrakers have burned fistfuls of campaign money trying to prove it. His political opponents have tried to score points by alluding to it. And it seems that everyone who follows politics in Florida discusses it more or less openly. The rumors have multiplied and overgrown his political career like kudzu, and though they haven't slowed Charlie Crist's rise to power, they have shaped it every step of the way.
But Florida politicians and the media who cover them have avoided making Charlie Crist's sexuality a story. Except for rare moments, the rumors that so frequently get mentioned in political company stay out of the public record.
For several weeks, for example, a man who has known Crist for 25 years and for much of that time worked with him in the Republican Party has been saying publicly that Crist is not a heterosexual.

Max Linn, the Reform Party candidate for governor, says that in both 1984 and 1998, he and Crist discussed Crist's sexual orientation. (Linn says Crist is bisexual.)
Not a word about Linn's numerous radio pronouncements has shown up in the Miami Herald, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel or the Palm Beach Post.
Attend any Florida political event, however, and in the audience chatter before a candidate takes to a microphone, you'll hear plenty about Crist's sexual orientation.
On the sidelines of a recent Broward County Republican Executive Committee meeting, a former member of Crist's fraternity at Florida State University shares his opinion in a whisper. "It's a rumor that everyone has heard," he says. "But if it is true, it's buried so deep. I've seen him out with his girlfriend at parties."
In the dispirited crowd at the Wyndham Grand Bay Hotel that's milling around Republican Tom Gallagher after his loss to Crist in the primary, people have to raise their voices over the recording of "Takin' Care of Business" blasting from the speakers to hear one another. At a table in the middle of the room, Don Jacobson, a Palm Beach lawyer who claims to be an Independent, is nursing a drink. Asked how the party will pull together to place a Republican successor to Jeb Bush in the governor's mansion, Jacobson doesn't mince words.
"Well, first Crist needs to admit that he's gay," he says matter-of-factly.
Nearby, Tony Samper, Tom Gallagher's brother-in-law and a lieutenant with the State Fire Marshal's office, is happy to discuss juicy tidbits of gossip about Crist's supposed male lovers — off the record. "You see what comes out in the next few weeks," he whispers conspiratorially.
And though they won't print a word about the rumors, members of Florida's press corps have heard every one.

"Why don't you guys ever write that Charlie Crist is gay?" New Times recently asked an elevator full of political reporters covering the governor's race. After a short silence, they all breathed a collective sigh.
"Do you have any proof?" one of them asked, clearly not for the first time.
Nope.
"There you go," she said.
"We've been dealing with that rumor for years," another reporter explained. "It's still unsubstantiated."
And so it goes. The reporters head back to their newsrooms, and there won't be anything about the whispers in your morning newspaper the next day.
It seems as though nothing short of the revelations of a tell-all lover or a lurid photograph will propel Crist's reputation as a closet queer into the news. In their absence, one of the most talked about matters of the gubernatorial campaign remains hush-hush.
Charlie Crist says he isn't gay. That's all you need to know.

If Charlie Crist were gay, says Sid Dinerstein, chair of the Palm Beach Republican Committee, it wouldn't matter. Republicans don't hate gays, he says. They never have.
"What the Dems assume is that all Republicans march in lockstep and all drink the same Kool-Aid," Dinerstein says. "They assume that when there's any Republican with an appearance of a lifestyle or a voting record that is too culturally soft, they'll throw the guy overboard. But Republicans hear all the same rumors as everybody else, and being quite sophisticated, they say, here's a candidate, Gallagher, Crist, and here are a hundred things about their person: personal things, position on taxes... Now, who do I want to vote for?"
That's right, the party that for years has given the impression that it would rather see young American men die in battle than marry each other is now more gay-friendly than a Wilton Manors flower shop.

"It's a new day in Broward County," says Shane Strum, chair of the Broward Republican Executive Committee. "I think the message has changed. You're seeing different people with different philosophies. People were used to the George Bush/Karl Rove tactics of appealing to the Christian Coalition. But now, it's a very large, diverse, big tent."
Yes, Republicans now love gays, and never mind the recent histrionics about gay marriage, gay adoption, and those nasty things about homosexuality spouted by Pennsylvania's arch-heterosexual Republican Sen. Rick Santorum.
Of course, there's a pressing political reason for local Republican types to drop the antihomo rhetoric that's paid off for them so effectively in the past ten years: the possibility that Crist, the state party's banner carrier, suddenly blasts out of the closet in spectacular fashion.
It's not like they haven't had plenty of time to prepare for it.

Bill Stephens, executive director of the Christian Coalition of Florida, has heard the rumors for years. "I've been in Tallahassee since '03," he says. "I've heard them. It's not a new rumor. It's been around for a long time."
Stephens says that although he thinks it's unlikely, he wouldn't be surprised if Crist suddenly came out of the closet. "Nothing surprises me in politics anymore." Still, Stephens, who describes himself as a "hard-line social conservative," says that Crist is politically in line with his organization, even though Crist refused to fill out the coalition's candidate questionnaire.
"I would imagine they are 85 to 90 percent on our issues," he says. "That 10 to 15 percent where they weren't there, the way I see it, he's an 85 to 90 percent friend. If we spent our time focusing on the enemy part," Stephens says, "we wouldn't get anywhere. The goal here is to make a bunch of friends there."

Making friends is what Charlie Crist does best. A charismatic and dapper 50-year-old bachelor, Crist favors pastel shirts and bright ties that offset his darkly tanned skin and distinguished shock of gray hair. He is whippet-thin with an expressive, deeply lined face that looks as if it was carved out of mahogany and is often set in a concerned frown. His tan has been the subject of jokes and speculation, but he explains that it's entirely due to his Greek ancestry. He is a toucher and a hugger — at a recent campaign stump speech in Dania Beach, he methodically clapped backs, shook hands, and thoroughly embraced all the burly firefighters who were within arm's reach. When you're watching him live, he makes you think he's winking and grinning directly at you.

He was married once, in 1979, as a 23-year-old. His bride was a sorority girl named Amanda Morrow, and their marriage lasted seven months. Friends and family told the St. Petersburg Times that the marriage was the "darkest chapter in Crist's life."
He's been single ever since and has never had children or owned a home, preferring to rent condos and apartments in St. Petersburg, his hometown, and in Tallahassee. He drives a Jaguar and owns his own boat. As he came through the ranks of Republican state leadership, Crist established a reputation as a faithful party man, a tough-on-crime legislator, and an excellent prospect for higher office.

"He's the guy," says Ron Sachs, a statewide media consultant based in Tallahassee. "There are very few public officials at any level who have his charisma, movie-star good looks, and his communication skills. He makes people feel good when they watch him on TV. He's believable, he's anything but boring, he's a star. His star has risen."
At the same time, in Tallahassee and St. Petersburg, Crist's unapologetic bachelorhood has set tongues wagging. But the whispers haven't seemed to slow his rise.
He won his first election to become state education commissioner in 2000 and took a public stance against homosexuality in 2001, condemning a Florida Atlantic University stage play that featured a gay Jesus as its star.

"The sponsorship by government of this enormously disrespectful act should appall any thinking person who honors the religious beliefs of others," Crist wrote in a letter he sent to newspapers titled "Desecration 101." "For Christians, it is a personal attack, defiling the accepted image of the Son of God." He added that he thought the play's characters were "lecherous and profane."
A year and a half later, Crist was elected attorney general. And before long, he began making low-key moves for a 2006 run for governor. Meanwhile, the rumors followed him, until one day in January 2005, when someone finally said something in public.
Lee De Cesare, an outspoken 73-year-old feminist from Madeira Beach, near Tampa, went to the Tiger Bay Club forum where Crist was speaking so she could ask him whether the rumors were true. At the time, she says, she was pretty sure they were.
"I thought he was homosexual then," she says. "I had heard he dates women but doesn't kiss them."

Disgusted that no one in the media would ask Crist openly about his sexuality, she decided she would do it herself to make a point in the press and in her family.

"I took my two daughters with me, because I wanted them to see their mother asking this question as a paradigm for how they should deal with life themselves," she says.
When De Cesare was given a chance to speak in front of a few dozen people, she came right out with it: "I have heard that you were gay, sir, and I wanted to know if that was true." She added that she also wanted to know whether his divorce file was open and what his thoughts were on discrimination against gays.

De Cesare says the deafening silence after her question suggested that the other people in the room were "shocked and appalled." After a beat, Crist answered, "I'm not, the records are open, and we shouldn't discriminate against anyone." The audience burst into applause.
De Cesare remains unapologetic. "I thought it was a fair question to ask Mr. Crist," she says. "The Republicans have made such hay out of sexual orientation and family values. If they didn't mention it, it would be another thing. But they've gone beyond mentioning it; they've made it a platform."

Crist moved quickly after De Cesare's question to head off other towel snaps at his sexuality. The following Monday, the candidate called in to Dave McKay's show at WQYK-FM (99.5), a country radio station in Tampa and friendly territory.
"Are you a homo?" asked McKay, an enthusiastic Crist booster.
"No, man. No. I love women," Crist replied. "I mean, they're wonderful."
"I've seen you with some great-looking women," McKay said. "I've heard some women even complain that you're a womanizer."

"I wouldn't say I'm a womanizer," Crist countered hurriedly. "That's probably going too far."
Calling McKay seemed to pay off: Florida's press corps considered the matter settled.
That spring, Tom Gallagher, Florida's chief financial officer, announced that he would make his third attempt at the Republican nomination for governor. After filing his paperwork, he stood on the steps of the Capitol and told reporters that one of his platform's planks was a strong stance against gay marriage.

"As governor, I will defend the values that keep our families strong," he said, standing with his wife and young son. "There's nothing better than having a wife and child who support you and work with you and that you can go home to and relax with and enjoy."
From the start, his wife and child were a constant theme in Gallagher's campaign, used without much subtlety to remind fellow Republicans that Crist has no wife or children of his own to parade.

It's common for a Republican candidate to appeal to the party's most conservative voters before a primary, and Gallagher, whose credentials suggested that he was actually from the moderate wing of the GOP, predictably went to the right as September 5 approached. But in a way that was too obvious to miss, the Gallagher campaign relentlessly hammered on themes of gay marriage, gay civil unions, and family, family, family not just to appeal to conservatives but to hint that Crist was light in the loafers.
And yet, the more Gallagher seemed desperate to show voters that his opponent was wifeless, childless, and soft on gay issues, the more Crist pulled away in the polls. Gallagher clearly hadn't got the memo: Republicans are willing to let a closeted Charlie Crist win.

As the campaign continued, a woman began appearing with Crist at public events and campaign stops. Kathryn "Katie" Pemble, an officer at the Bank of St. Petersburg, acknowledged to reporters that she and Crist were "dating" in January 2006. She quickly became a fixture of Crist's campaign, eventually making cameos in several crucial pre-primary newspaper biographies of Crist.
Despite being accompanied on the campaign trail by a brand-new girlfriend, Crist still couldn't shake the whispers. Internet scribblers labeled Pemble a "prop." And in April, a website called "SorryCharlie.com" appeared. It hosted cartoons depicting Crist coming out of a closet and calling him a "liberal superstar." Its creators remain anonymous.
The Tampa Tribune, one of only two newspapers to report on the website, called it a "sloppily produced, illiterate, dirty tricks Web site put together by cowards who lack the spine to attach their names to a not-too-thinly veiled campaign to suggest Crist is gay."
Soon, the site disappeared, and no trace of it or its videos can be found online today.
It was July when Crist faced the gay question head-on again, this time as a guest on Jim DeFede's radio talk show on WINZ-AM (940). When DeFede hit him with the question, Crist was prepared.

"The point is, I'm not. There's the answer. How do you like it?" Crist said. "Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they say on Seinfeld. But I just happen not to be."
Along with scoring cool points with the gay-friendly set for working in the Seinfeld reference, Crist also said that he was "fine" with civil unions for gay couples and that he hadn't "reached a conclusion" on whether gay adoptions should be allowed in Florida, both heretical departures from the Republican party line.
Naturally, Gallagher pounced. In early August, his team organized a conference call for Florida conservative Christian leaders, telling them that "it's become very clear that there's only one candidate who can be trusted to continue Gov. Bush's social conservative agenda."
Doubts about Crist from the hard right started coming faster and with more heat. And not all of it was coming from Gallagher's camp.

"The people who were in the know knew where the whispers were coming from," says Strum, chair of the Broward GOP. "They didn't come from any particular candidate."

John Stemberger, head of the Florida Family Policy Council, which spearheaded the movement for a state gay marriage ban, told listeners on the conference call that Crist was suspect when it came to gay issues.

"The fact that the front-runner in the Florida Republican primary is an unapologetic advocate for gay rights is and should be big news," Stemberger told the assembled conservatives.
Soon afterward, in an article titled "Conservatives Worried About Crist," Rep. Dennis Baxley, a member of Gallagher's "family policy council," reminded voters of Crist's gay-friendliness. "He's been very bold... in moving toward things like gay rights," he told the Lakeland Ledger.
In debates, Gallagher bore in on Crist, sensing a weakness. "What's the difference between a civil union and a same-sex marriage?" he asked Crist in one televised debate. But Crist parried deftly and with a smile. "I guess I have a little more of a 'live and let live' attitude than my opponent does" was one of his responses.

One political reporter who covered the Gallagher campaign told New Times that behind the scenes, Gallagher's staff was trying desperately to capitalize on the gay rumor without looking bigoted. Alberto Martinez, Gallagher's spokesman, held an off-the-record briefing with the media in the last week before the primary in which he stressed that Gallagher's sudden emphasis on gay issues was not to be construed as "gay bashing."

With only days to go before the vote, Gallagher demanded that Crist reject the endorsement of the gay weekly newspaper Watermark Online, which serves Central Florida. Tom Dyer, publisher of Watermark, had written a candidate guide for the paper's August 24 issue that called Crist a "hands-down favorite" for gay voters. "While he unsurprisingly dislikes gay marriage, Crist supports civil unions for same-sex couples," Dyer wrote. "He's charming, decisive — and moderate."

"You won't see me get that endorsement," Gallagher told reporters. But Crist managed once again to make Gallagher look like a bully: "I don't reject support," he said. "I'm in the business of trying to get support. You know, I'm not trying to be discriminating."
By the eve of the primary, the gay mudslinging was so obvious that Fox News commentator Carl Cameron described it to his television audience the night before the polls opened, saying: "Crist complains that a whisper campaign that he's gay is being orchestrated by the Gallagher camp. He tries to ignore it, focusing on other issues."

Before the campaign, even Crist's friends wondered if questions about his sexual orientation would sink him. "Conventional wisdom would have said that Charlie would have lost," an acquaintance who attended his fraternity told New Times.
Instead, Gallagher's thinly veiled attacks completely backfired. On September 5, Crist picked up moderate Republicans all over the state, burying Gallagher and his innuendoes under a landslide victory.

Political strategists agree that Crist triumphed over the rumor campaign for a couple of reasons. It didn't hurt, for example, that there was an 11th-hour revelation that Crist had been accused of fathering an illegitimate child in 1988. Rebecca O'Dell Townsend, a St. Petersburg lawyer, told reporters the week before the primary that after she and Crist spent the night together at his St. Petersburg apartment two decades ago, she became pregnant.
Crist denied that he was the father, saying in one court document that although he'd gone home with Townsend, he had "never consummated the act necessary for parenthood."
The story, a last-ditch effort to smear Crist from the Gallagher camp, disappeared nearly as quickly as it surfaced, but not before it cast doubt on the rumors of Crist's homosexuality and made the Gallagher supporters look petty and malicious.

But there was another, more important, reason that Gallagher's innuendo campaign didn't work: Gallagher was hardly the right person to be casting doubts about another man's family values.
With a moderate political record and a long reputation as a Tallahassee ladies' man, Gallagher was already having a hard time fitting the image of a conservative champion when uncomfortable information from his divorce records became public this past June. In an embarrassing emergency conference call with reporters, Gallagher admitted that he had smoked marijuana and had once had a long-term affair with a legislative aide while he was a state representative. Lamely, he claimed that his born-again Christian faith made his transgressions a thing of the past. But his conversion to right-wing conservatism didn't fool anybody, least of all the church-goers and gay-bashers his campaign sought out.
"In this campaign, he became a little uncharacteristically culturally conservative," says Dinerstein, the Palm Beach County party chairman. "I went to one of my Christian Right friends during the primary and asked him about Tom Gallagher's positions, which had become quite what I call Christian Right. And this fellow said to me, 'We don't believe them. '"
One Tallahassee political insider put it plainly: "I think that running a campaign against Charlie Crist and resorting to innuendo about a rumor that is oft-repeated but never confirmed has a kind of desperation to it, a very thin veneer to it that is easily seen. Here's the irony: Anybody who tries to beat up Charlie Crist or anybody else with the mantle of family values, it's going to backlash against them, as it did with Tom Gallagher. It backfired on Tom Gallagher to even allude to it."

Some of Gallagher's supporters think he failed not because he was too hard on Crist but because he wasn't hard enough. Elaine Miceli-Vasquez, a Broward County Republican who managed Broward County's Gallagher campaign, says many frustrated Gallagher supporters wished he had said more. But Miceli-Vasquez, like most Gallagher supporters, won't tell a reporter exactly what their candidate should have said more about.
"I was not a person who felt that Tom should be quiet," Miceli-Vasquez says. "Had I been his campaign manager, I would've fought for him harder. His negative so-called advertising was only on issues."

Off the record, some Gallagher supporters say they wish Gallagher had just come out and said that Crist is gay.
"He's just wouldn't go there," one source close to the campaign says. "It's just the way he was raised."
Just saying it couldn't have hurt Gallagher much more than alluding to it did. The more Gallagher attacked Crist on gay issues, the more he cemented the notion that Crist had moderate appeal.
"You know what we all said on all that?" one Republican party insider says. "'Man, Crist is going to be in great shape after the primary. '"

But then there was Mark Foley.
Until the Fort Pierce Republican congressman abruptly resigned September 29 after his instant messages to an underaged former congressional page surfaced, Crist's campaign seemed bulletproof.

Early polls showed him well ahead of his Democratic challenger, Jim Davis, and political strategists seemed in agreement that no Democrat would attempt to bring up questions about sexual orientation after seeing Gallagher's campaign decimated by it. At the Crist camp, meanwhile, the matter of the candidate's sexuality was considered closed. Erin Isaac, one of the campaign's spokespeople, refused to allow New Times to interview Crist about his sexuality and the role that questions about it have played in this year's election.
"I know you'll say whatever you want," Isaac said during a curt phone call. "But he won't discuss this. He's not gay. He's not gay."

A week after that phone call, Foley's icky IMs surfaced, and the congressman resigned as the world consumed his leering discussions of masturbation and cock size with a teenaged boy. After Foley vanished, his attorney stepped in front of a microphone in West Palm Beach on October 3 and announced something this newspaper's columnist, Bob Norman, had settled three years ago: that Foley is a gay man.
Not that Foley's sexual orientation had anything to do with his apparent taste for very young men. But suddenly, newspapers around the country were rushing to write stories about the risks that Republican politicians face by remaining in the closet.
So maybe it's no wonder that the rumors about Crist have gone into overdrive. Partly, that's because of an unlikely figure: third-party candidate Max Linn.
Linn is running for Florida governor on the Reform Party ticket. In his previous life as a millionaire financial planner in St. Petersburg, he was a well-connected Republican fundraiser. He rolled with bigwigs like Mel Sembler, a St. Petersburg developer who has been influential in Charlie Crist's campaign, and Crist himself, whom Linn has known personally for decades. Linn played an important role behind the scenes in the Republican Party. And recently, he says, he began to hate it.
"I raised millions of dollars for the Republican Party for years," he says. "I know the whole inside game. Both parties are dishonest, both parties lie, both parties deceive. And the American people know it."
Though he says he still considers Crist and other Florida Republicans and fundraisers his friends, his bid for governor has led him to break with his old friends in spectacular ways. Using the campaign managers who worked for Ross Perot and Jesse Ventura, Linn has recast himself as a political wild card. One of his campaign strategies was to star in a cartoon as a superhero who vanquishes the corruption of the FCAT that his managers hoped would make the rounds on YouTube.com.
Now, in what most of Florida considers to be his latest stunt, he talks about Crist's sexuality.
On September 13, a Wednesday afternoon, Linn was politicking on an afternoon talk show on the Orlando-area radio station WFLA-AM (540). Bud Hedinger, host of the show, was peppering Linn with questions about his stances on immigration, education, and his opponents in the race. Annoyed that Hedinger was painting him as a softie on social issues, Linn began talking about Crist.
"It's also been a break that Charlie and his sexual-preference thing is going to come out," Linn told Hedinger, who played the role of astonished innocent to the hilt.
"Where are you going with this?" Hedinger asked. "What are you suggesting about Charlie Crist's sexuality?"
"Well, I think that's a known situation," Linn said.
"Wait a minute," Hedinger said. "Charlie Crist is single, and my understanding is that he was married."
"Well, I've known Charlie for 25 years," Linn continued, unbowed. "The fact is that his sexuality is going to be a huge factor with the Republican right wing."
"Let's get right out here with it: What are you saying about Charlie Crist?"
"Well, that his sexual preference is not to women," Linn replied coolly. "Absolutely, 100 percent, and I'd put my hand on a stack of Bibles. I've known him for 25 years, and that's going to come out. There's no question about it. There's just not an if, and, or but: It's a fact."
After a short stunned silence, Hedinger scolded Linn. "You'd better be right or you're opening yourself up for a real serious smear charge," he said before moving the show along.
Since that day, Linn has gone on to tell half a dozen other media outlets the same thing, but no mainstream paper aside from the St. Petersburg Times has mentioned Linn's claims.
Linn says that Crist first told him he didn't prefer women in 1984 at a class run by the St. Petersburg Chamber of Commerce. The second time, Linn says, was during Crist's unsuccessful campaign for the U.S. Senate in 1998. Linn says that during a private conversation, he asked Crist how he was going to handle "the gay issue."
"He said, 'You know what? No one's ever brought it up, and as long as no one's brought it up, I'm going to go on,'" Linn says Crist replied.
Crist has acknowledged that he was in the class with Linn in 1984 but denies having any conversation about his sexuality, saying that Linn is "misinformed" and "in desperate need of more attention."
Linn dismisses Crist's denials as Clintonian hair-splitting.
"People have asked him if he's gay, and he says no," he explains. "No one has ever asked if he's bisexual. No one has asked him: 'Have you had a romantic affair with a man?' He won't answer that. This was always an issue with Charlie. Everyone turns their heads the other way, including me for all those years. It's just like Foley."

While the mainstream press ignores Linn, the gay press has its own opinions about the Crist rumors.
At a recent conference of gay journalists held in Miami, Tom Dyer, the publisher of the gay newspaper that endorsed Crist, said the topic of Crist's orientation wasn't discussed much. "I think I heard somebody say something about it," Dyer says. "But I think the general reaction is that we don't think he's gay. It's his comfort level at the question. He's been asked many times, and he just says, 'No, I'm not.' He doesn't get defensive at all."
Gay leaders in Florida have all heard the rumors, and many believe that Crist is something other than straight. But the gay community also seems willing to live with a closeted gay man in office. And just as in the case of Republicans, the reasons behind their tolerance are pure politics.
"Anybody in the gay community who's working politically knows the policy nationally," Rusty Gordon, vice president of the Florida GLBT Democratic Caucus, says about the rules of outing. "Unless the politician has done something to seriously harm the gay community, outing them is considered bigotry."
In other words, because Crist is moderate on gay issues, outing him is a form of gay-bashing. But if he ever turns his back on gays, he'll be fair game.
In the days after the Foley scandal, Crist's handlers scrambled to distance their man from the fallout. They debunked theories that Crist had been close with Foley, including a widespread rumor that the two men had once been roommates. They released policy statements designed to direct attention away from Crist's personal life. Crist's comments on the Foley scandal, which he was required as attorney general to investigate, were short and neutral.
But for the most part, the Crist machine is sticking to its original strategy: Don't let the rumors land. Throughout election season, the Crist campaign has refused to answer questions from reporters seeking to discuss Crist's sexuality. Kathryn Pemble, Crist's girlfriend, and Amanda Morrow, his ex-wife, don't return phone calls from reporters. And when Crist can't avoid the question, he answers it quickly and without elaboration: no.
The Crist campaign hopes it's enough to get them to Election Day.

From browardpalmbeach.com Originally published by Broward-Palm Beach New Times
2006-10-19 ©2005 New Times, Inc. All rights reserved.

MORE GOP OUTINGS

On October 10, WMR reported, "Word is that the
Pagegate scandal will soon 'out' gay closeted GOP Congressmen from
Pennsylvania, California, and Louisiana and a GOP Senator from a
Rocky Mountain state. We can, in addition to BlogActive
confirm that based on our sources in Idaho, that GOP Senator is
Larry Craig, known as "Larry Boy" in his "own
private Idaho."


Added to the list of closeted gay GOP House members is a noted
anti-gay member from North Carolina.


WMR can also report that the closeted Pennsylvania GOP
Congressman is Phil English of the 3rd Congressional District. We
have received information that English was arrested in Erie in the
late 1980s for soliciting sex from an underage African-American
male. At the time, English was the Erie City Controller. The
arrest was quickly covered up by Erie city officials, including
the mayor. However, WMR has received information that there was a
very credible witness to the arrest, a public school official in
the Pennsylvania 3rd Congressional District. A member of the
Pennsylvania State Legislature has corroborating information on
the arrest. English served as Chief of Staff for then-State
Senator (and now GOP Congresswoman) Melissa Hart.


On June 29, WMR reported, "English is said to have
narrowly avoided a major scandal involving a prostitute in Erie
that was covered up by the late Erie Mayor Lou Tullio and an
additional incident in Harrisburg. Both incidents occurred before
English was elected to the House. English replaced former
Pennsylvania Governor and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge in
the House of Representatives."


English supported HR 4437, which "Criminalizes
undocumented immigrants and any individual or institution that
comes in contact with them such as: spouses, family members,
social service organizations, church groups, and co-workers."
In support of the legislation, English cited, "human
trafficking in the U.S. . . . includ[ing] adolescent Mexican girls
trafficked to the U.S. for forced prostitution."


English and Pennsylvania GOP Senator Rick Santorum were
classmates at Penn State, where English formed the Pennsylvania
College Republicans.


English's Democratic opponent in Dr. Steve Porter.



The "GOP Senator from a Rocky Mountain state" is Larry Craig.



Phil English: Another pederast in the GOP House ranks




Lords Of Loud Meet with W for campaign notes


We might wonder why, Lords Of Loud Bafoons O'Liely And Rush Slimbaugh were not present



Bush Meets To Keep Talk Radio Hosts In Line

by Joe Gandelman

On an overcast Friday morning last month, White House aides ushered an influential group of conservative radio hosts into the Oval Office for a private audience with the president.

For an hour and a half, Mr. Bush discussed his case for the war in Iraq, his immigration proposals and even the personality of his Scottish terrier Barney, who scratched on the door during the session until the president relented and let him into the office, according to several hosts who attended.

The meeting, which was not announced on the president’s public schedule, was part of an intensive Republican Party campaign to reclaim and re-energize a crucial army of supporters that is not as likely to walk in lockstep with the White House as it has in the past.


Conservative radio hosts are breaking with the Republican leadership in ways not seen in at least a decade, and certainly not since Rush Limbaugh’s forceful advocacy of the party in 1994 spawned a new generation of stars, said Michael Harrison, publisher of the industry’s lead trade publication, Talkers.

You then have to ask some self-evident questions such as: why wouldn't the President also meet and make his best case to more centrist radio talk show hosts (if they exist)? Or talk show hosts identified as progressives? Answer: because they don't already largely agree with him, and might ask questions he and his advisers don't like or take something unflattering from the meeting and mention it on the air.

Talk radio has become The World Wrestling Federation of politics: the good guys, versus the bad guys. Even the lingo on most talk radio shows is "us" versus "them."

The problem for the White House is that "us" is increasingly upset by "us" on some shows (but not the shows hosted by Rush and Sean).

The Times piece notes that Bush and the White House have been raked over the coals on immigration policy and other issues by not only "the more flamboyant" Michael Savage but also by "more mainstream hosts, like Laura Ingraham, who told her listeners in the wake of the scandal involving former Representative Mark Foley and under-age Congressional pages, 'You have to ask yourself, the people who are in positions of power now in the Republican Party, are they able to credibly articulate the conservative agenda to the American people — to rally the base, to rally the country?'"

It's a problem for the GOP and the White House, which is trying to rally its base.

And herein — again — we see the nature of what talk radio show broadcasting has become in this country:

Strategists on both sides agree that the party’s greatest hope for holding control of Congress now rests with its ability to get core Republicans to vote, and that talk radio, which reaches millions of them, is crucial to the task.

Talk radio is by its nature tightly controlled. Although some programs on the right and left authentically let a voice that doesn't agree with the host slip through, most of the time opposing voices are ridiculed, cut off or squelched in a stacked-deck pile on.

If you strip it away you get this: many (but not all) talk radio shows on the right and their emulators on the left have become political party propaganda and rant programs — a way to get a message out unfettered by such pesky things as world-view confusing "nuance," mushy "on the other hands" or perhaps a concession that a someone from an opposing political party actually doesn't have horns, hold a pitchfork and have "THIS IS THE ANTICHRIST!" written on him (or her, if she may become Speaker of the House). MORE:

Democratic strategists say talk radio remains a fearsome Republican advocacy force for which they have little direct answer. (Air America, which features liberal hosts, including Al Franken, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy last week.) The top two rated conservative hosts, Mr. Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, have done more than their part to rally their listeners this year, especially during the Foley scandal, to the great relief of Republican Party officials. And even those critical of Mr. Bush or the party on specific issues still consider themselves major supporters in general, with perhaps the exception of Mr. Savage.

Indeed, Limbaugh and Hannity provide a vital role for the GOP: they have become talk show hosts who can be relied upon on most issues to broadcast The Party's and The Leader's talking points so that no scandal is deemed too outrageous, no change in previous position is seem as dismaying, and the discarding of a conservative value held dear years before is not seen as at variance with deeply held principles.

As the Times story notes, the Democrats don't have the same kind of structure yet, not that they haven't tried. But it underscores the fact:

We're in an age where partisans can be mentally programmed to look approvingly on events, job performances and position changes that they would not normally accept and to look away at some untidy matters that may occur, or openly rationalize them away. They wouldn't normally do so except their friend the mega-partisan talk show host gives them confident assurances that its legitimate and even noble to do so.

This truth adjustment always works.

But perhaps — just perhaps — it won't work as well this year...

White House photo from New York Times shows Bush with Mike Gallagher, Neal Boortz, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity and Michael Medved.

Is Ken Mehlman Screwed


Congressman Henry Waxman (D-CA) has written a letter to Republican National Committee chair Ken Mehlman after letters surfaced linking Mehlman to the Abramoff lobbying scandal .
Emails given to the House reform committee indicate that Mehlman, then White House Director of Political Affairs, requested two tickets to a July 2001 U2 concert from Abramoff via lobbyist Kevin Ring.

Mehlman is often characterized as having been an ally of Abramoff during his time at the White House.

If he accepted the tickets requested, the current head of the RNC failed to include them on his 2001 financial disclosure form.




America's Dumbest Congressmen

America's Dumbest Congressmen
Radar ranks the 10 biggest fools
on the Hill
By Holly Martins


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CONFEDERACY
OF DUNCES
The 109th Congress busy doing nothing


Congress, as any CSPAN viewer can attest, has never been a
bastion of intelligence. As far back as a century ago, Samuel
Johnson was demeaning the nation's legislators as a "circus
of rogues and fools." But when it comes to sheer
stupidity
, the men and women of the 109th have distinguished
themselves as a breed apart.


Despite a
notoriously compliant president and Republican majorities in both
houses, they've spent over 600 days in session without conducting
a shred of productive business, which is not to say they've just
sat around. As the war in Iraq raged out of control, they futilely
postured over an unconstitutional flag-burning amendment that was
clearly destined to go up in flames. They rallied around the
brain-dead Terry Schiavo after the Senate majority leader,
watching her on television, claimed to detect signs of life. And
their hijinks culminated this month with l'affaire Mark Foley,
which raised the question of just who a guy needs to blow on the
Hill to get the attention of the brain-dead House leadership.


But in a
notably dumb year, perhaps the dumbest move came from Senate
Majority Whip Mitch McConnell, who sponsored a bill seeking $20
million in taxpayer money for a party
to celebrate America's victory in Iraq. Not long ago such flagrant
obtuseness might have ensured the senator a place on our annual
list of America's Dumbest Congressmen. Alas, given this year's
stiff competition, he didn't even make runner-up.





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BREAKING
BALLS
Sen. Jim Bunning balks himself into office


10. Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Bunning is a
Hall of Fame pitcher who, during his eight years in office, has
shown "little interest in legislation that doesn't concern
baseball," writes Time magazine. And Kentucky
doesn't even have a major-league baseball team. His campaign style
is so completely unhinged that political observers openly
speculated in 2004 that the then-73-year-old was suffering from
dementia or Alzheimer's. "His is a tragic case of descent
into senility," says one Hill staffer, "except without
the 'descent' bit." To scotch the rumors, Bunning was forced
to hold a press conference and offer up doctor's reports.


Among his
antics that year: Telling a group of GOP fundraisers that his
Italian-American opponent, Daniel Mongiardo, physically resembled
Saddam Hussein's sons, Uday and Qusay; referring on the stump to
the tragic terror attacks of November 11, 2001; and adding a
federal security detail to his campaign in the firm conviction
that members of Al Qaeda—the masterminds of November 11—had
targeted him for elimination. ("There may be strangers among
us," he darkly informed a Paducah TV crew.)


The piece de
resistance, though, was a debate with Mongiardo: Bunning notified
event organizers at the eleventh hour that he was tied up with
legislative business in Washington and would have to participate
via satellite. During the event it was painfully obvious that the
incumbent was delivering his debate points with the aid of a
teleprompter, violating the event's ground rules. And whatever
urgent business Bunning claimed to be in town for couldn't have
had anything to do with his job—the Senate had gone into
recess the previous Monday.







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ASLEEP
AT THE WHEEL
Rep. Patrick Kennedy is no roads scholar



9. Representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI)
This
May, the tow-headed son of the ruddy senior senator from
Massachusetts plowed his car into a barrier—and himself into
infamy—while under the spell of an Ambien-fueled
hallucination. He then attempted to convince Capitol police he was
late for a floor vote at 3 o'clock in the morning. When the story
broke, Kennedy played the recovery
card
, announcing that he suffered from depression and
addiction—to sleep aids and painkillers—and would seek
treatment at the Mayo Clinic. Twenty-four hours later the man who
had barreled down D.C.'s power boulevards in a runaway Mustang
convertible (with the lights off) presented himself as a role
model: "I hope my openness today and in the past, and my
acknowledgment that I need help, will give others the courage to
get help, if they need it."


In 1988,
during his maiden campaign for Rhode Island's state legislature,
Kennedy was stumped when radio callers asked him for the location
of his campaign headquarters. And once elected, he brandished his
signature lucidity on the House floor, where he lamented
middle-class America's inability to "make mends meet."


Despite a
cameo appearance in the Palm Beach date-rape allegation that
landed his cousin William in the tabloids, Kennedy handily won a
House seat in 1994. So he had a few years to warm up for the
Lewinsky hearings, which he likened to "pulling a fire alarm
in a crowded room." He was ably prepared to comment, having
developed a close familiarity with the Constitution: "I
myself have educated myself about the severity of the Articles of
Impeachment, and I want to share with my colleagues and the
American people some of the thoughts that I have learned."








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THE
ETHNICIST
When Sen. Conrad Burns opens his mouth, America
winces



8. Senator Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Burns,
Jack Abramoff"s favorite Senate bag man, raked in a cool
$137,000 in tribal casino money for his political action
committee, a congressional record. In exchange, he pushed through
a $3 million earmark on behalf of the Saginaw Chippewas in the
form of an education grant the wealthy tribe neither wanted nor
needed. But in his current re-election campaign against Montana
State Sen. John Tester, Burns reminded Big Sky voters why he was a
civic embarrassment long before Abramoff came courting. One
favorite was his reference, in an immigration speech, to the "nice
little Guatemalan man" who does yardwork around his estate
(the long-suffering Burns press office was forced to issue a
follow-up statement clarifying the cute little brown fella's legal
status).


Casting his
myopic gaze toward terrorism this summer, Burns offered a helpful
clue to law enforcement officials: Be wary of "faceless"
Arabs who "drive taxicabs by day and kill at night." But
this minor bit of sociological skylarking actually represents
progress, of sorts, considering his 1999 outburst blaming
"ragheads" for rising gas prices and additional episodes
in 1994 in which he delivered a casual joke from the podium about
"niggers" and told another audience that living in
Washington with so many blacks "is quite a challenge."


But he saved
some scorn for the working class, too. This summer, Burns
incautiously told a team of firefighters who had been battling a
raging Montana wildfire that they did a "piss poor job"
and that one in particular "hadn't done a goddamned thing."
He then wrote a public letter to governor Brian Schweitzer
requesting that he declare a state of emergency. Schweitzer had
done so 45 days earlier.







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IT
TAKES A VILLAGE IDIOT
Rep. Cynthia McKinney inspires fear
and loathing


7. Representative Cynthia McKinney (D-GA)
With
her famously
bad hair
and even worse manners, Cynthia McKinney has long cut
a slightly ridiculous figure on Capitol Hill. But this year she
went to new extremes. First there was her notorious encounter with
a Capitol Hill police officer who dared to ask her for ID. After
brazenly ignoring several polite requests, the caterwauling
congresswoman responded by walloping the officer in the chest.
During the ensuing fracas she complained that she was persecuted
for "being in Congress while black." But what really
cemented her position at No. 7 was her frivolous threat to sue the
Atlantic Journal-Constitution for defamation over an
editorial that decried her light record of legislative
achievement. "She doesn't have the power or prestige to pass
a resolution in favor of sweetened iced tea," the paper
opined. McKinney fought back by proudly producing a survey that
ranked her as the 277th most effective legislator in the House. In
fact the survey, by congress.org, placed her at 408.


The
embarrassing incident didn't end her absurd fatwa against the
paper. When the Journal-Constitution published a poll
showing her opponent in this year's primary with a commanding
lead, McKinney went ballistic again. "We have notified them
of their libelist [sic] writing," she said, darkly. A few
days later she lost by 20 points. Now she's preparing another
lawsuit charging that Johnson's runaway victory was the result of
compromised voting machines.


Among the many
constituencies that will welcome McKinney's departure are
Atlanta's Jews: Her fractious relationship with the community
dates back to 1992, when her father denounced her then opponent as
a "racist Jew." Two years later, she refused to denounce
the anti-Semitic rantings of a Farrakhan aide, and, in 2001, one
of her own aides was forced to resign after calling congress an
"Israel-occupied territory." When Rudy Giuliani returned
a $10 million 9/11 donation from Saudi Prince Al-Waweed bin Talal,
who blamed the attack on the U.S. relationship with Israel,
McKinney took it upon herself to write a letter of apology to the
prince. And at her concession
speech
in August, when a staffer was inadvertently struck by a
microphone, McKinney supporters not only beat up the reporters on
hand, they hurled gems like: "You know what led to this loss?
Israel ... Zionists! Put your yarmulke on your head and
celebrate." Oy.







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TOUGH
SCHMIDT
Rep. Jean Schmidt leaves a stream of civilian
casualties in her wake


6. Representative Jean Schmidt (R-OH)
"Mean"
Jean Schmidt blazed her way into congressional history last year
by using her first-ever floor speech to paint Rep. John Murtha, a
decorated Marine Corps vet, as a coward, provoking a chorus of
jeers and calls for her expulsion (for violating a longstanding
rule against personal attacks from the floor.) Adding insult to
injury, the Marine to whom she'd attributed the statement denied
ever making it. Eventually, the red-faced rep was forced to
apologize and begged for her witless remarks to be stricken from
the Congressional Record.


But crass
vet-baiting seems to be a conditioned reflex for Schmidt. In last
spring's hard-fought special election campaign against Democrat
Paul Hackett, an Iraq war vet, her staff publicly suggested that
his combat record did not qualify him to hold office. Which is not
to say she isn't above exploiting American soldiers for her own
political benefit: Witness a recent debate with her GOP primary
opponents to which Schmidt arrived 40 minutes late with the
explanation that she had been comforting a dead Marine's
family—and her cringe-worthy demand that the crowd then join
hands in prayer.


Meanwhile,
here's a taste of how she characterizes the mindset of Iraqi
civilians. "The Iraqi's perception is that we're all
powerful," Schmidt wrote in a recent newsletter, offering her
thumbnail portrait of the noble savages. "We watch them from
space with technology they cannot even imagine ... They know we
can do anything." If only.







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VEGETATIVE
STATE
Sen. Barbara Boxer caught in a fruity deep thought



5. Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
Boxer
is a limousine liberal running a few gallons short of a full tank.
After convening a Democratic press event at a gas station to
publicize high oil prices and accuse Bush and Cheney of being too
cozy with the oil industry, California's junior senator "hopped
into a waiting Chrysler (18 MPG)," noted the Washington
Post,
"even though her Senate office was only a block
away."


Then there are
Bab's manglings of diction and logic, such as this chestnut:
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank
God I'm still alive.' But of course those who died, their lives
will never be the same again." Boxer's most egregious crimes
against language are on florid display in her self-infatuated
novel A Time to Run, which features a California senator
embarking on a bold, maverick crusade to protect children from
violence. One passage describes "a magical time when the
three of them caught the rainbow, found the pot of gold beneath
it, and managed to forget how easily and swiftly that fairy gold
could slip away." And then there's the ghastly way Boxer
envisions a lustful courtship: "Her skirt was very short, and
Josh found himself mesmerized by her perfectly shaped, silken legs
with kneecaps that reminded him of golden apples—he couldn't
remember having been captivated by kneecaps before—and her
lustrous thighs."







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MEET
THE PUTZ
Rep. J.D. Hayworth (left) looks as dumb as he
his


4. Representative J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
After
a long tour as a Sunbelt TV sportscaster, Hayworth rode the 1994
Republican revolution into office, where he started things off by
telling a group of environmental activists that untrammeled
logging was a conservation measure because forests are a fire
hazard. He distributed leaflets on the House floor accusing
Maryland Democrat Steny Hoyer of promoting "sex training for
federal employees," planning to indoctrinate them into drug
use, and pushing New Age cult worship, all because of a proposal
to extend health coverage for abortions under dire circumstances.
And the amendment Hayworth was protesting so absurdly wasn't
Hoyer's at all—it was actually the work of Hayworth's fellow
Republican, Rep. Ron Packard of California.


Over the
years, he racked up more than $150,000 from Jack Abramoff's
clients, $64,520 in the last election cycle alone, second in the
House only to Majority Leader Dennis Hastert. Alone among Congress
members, though, Hayworth has refused to return any of the tainted
funds, offering only this rationale: the donors don't want the
money back.


Hayworth's
dimness is so legendary on the Hill that one Arizona colleague
told a reporter that he's a textbook example of the power of
gerrymandering because of his continued ability to get re-elected
despite saying "any foolish thing." Recently he put that
thesis to the test, openly approving the nativist writings of the
anti-Semitic auto baron Henry Ford and repeatedly mis-stating a
reporter's first and last name during an interview. Of course,
Hayworth is a strong supporter of "English only" bills,
proving yet again the adage that those who can't do, legislate.








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FOSSIL
FOOL
Sen. James Inhofe's presence on Capitol Hill is an
inconvenient truth



3. Senator James Inhofe (R-OK)
Inhofe
is best known for his categorical claim that global warming is
"the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people"—a
rhetorical flourish he recently refined by likening climate change
theories to Nazi Lyndon
LaRouche
the American Ambassador to England.


But that's not
the half of it. As far back as 1972, he called for Democratic
presidential nominee George McGovern to be "hanged with Jane
Fonda" for referring to alleged atrocities committed by
American troops in Vietnam. In 2001, he took to the Senate floor
to announce that Israel was justified in whatever treatment it
handed out to Palestinians because, after all, God had promised
the Jews the land they occupied. For good measure, he also called
Palestinian terror bombers practitioners of "satanic evil,"
and intimated to the New Republic that both Bill and Hillary
Clinton were out to assassinate him.


And then there
was the recent debate over the latest constitutional amendment to
ban gay marriage, when Inhofe assured Senate colleagues of his own
virility and that of his manly forbearers. "My wife and I
have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I'm
really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family,
we've never had a divorce or a homosexual relationship." It's
the same flawless gene pool that produced a man who thinks our
situation in Iraq is "nothing short of a miracle."







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PORKY
PIG
Rep. Donald Young likes to make you squeal



2. Representative Donald Young (R-AK)

The
scene: Fairbanks, Alaska, 1994. Congressman Don Young, already in
office for 20 years, is on the stump preaching the virtues of Newt
Gingrich's Republican revolution to a group of high school
students. Just look at all the wasteful things the federal
government does with taxpayers' money, he tells them. The National
Endowment for the Arts, for example, funds art involving "people
doing offensive things ... things that are absolutely ridiculous."
One student asks, "Like what?"


"Buttfucking,"
replies the great scourge of obscenity and instructor of youth.


Young's
performance remains a classic in the annals of congressional
idiocy, offering that rare, supremely unselfconscious moment in
which one of our nation's legislative solons lets his addled mind
graze freely. But the real irony of this legendary gaffe is that
the congressman lecturing on government waste was the very same
man who, years later, would be responsible for Alaska's fabled
"Bridge
to Nowhere
," a $233 million project constructed entirely
of pork. And it's the same man who, when asked about his state's
outrageous $941 million transportation bill, boasted "I
stuffed it like a turkey," before adding that detractors of
the bridge—equal in length to the Golden Gate but connecting
to a town with a population of 50—could "kiss my
ear."







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SYBIL
SERVANT
Representative Katherine Harris is the biggest
boob on the Hill



1.Representative Katherine Harris (R-FL)
If
dumb Congress members were the X-Men, Harris would be their
Wolverine—a mutant possessing fearsome
skills
, the product of a demented government experiment gone
horribly wrong. Back in 2000, the then-Florida secretary of state
thrust herself into the national spotlight by peremptorily calling
the state for George W. Bush. Of course, the longtime crony of
Bush's brother Jeb was also Florida's GOP campaign chair. Two
years later, after she won her seat in the House, Harris wasted no
time becoming a by-the-numbers culture warrior. But she really hit
her stride on the campaign trail. Running for re-election in 2004,
she told voters in Venice, Florida, that a "Middle Eastern"
man had been arrested for trying to blow up the power grid of
Carmel, Indiana. Neither the mayor of Carmel nor the governor of
Indiana—nor anyone else acquainted with reality—had
any idea what Harris was talking about.


Florida
Republicans responded with sound skepticism when Harris put
herself forward to face off against Democratic Senate incumbent
Bill Nelson in 2006. But Harris was undaunted, allegedly telling
campaign consultant Ed Rollins that God had asked her to run for
Senate.


Nevertheless,
the Supreme Being seems to have other plans for Florida
Republicans—and especially for Harris's campaign team. Team
Harris has hemorrhaged more than 25 senior staff and consultants,
Rollins among them, over the past year. They rush for the exits
every time there's a fresh report on Harris's shady dealing: her
$2,800 dinner with MZM defense contractor (and Duke Cunningham's
lubricator in chief) Mitchell Wade, who reportedly vowed to kick
in $200,000 for a Harris fundraiser; her withdrawal of $100,000
from her campaign coffers to pay for repairs to her house; news
that the FBI is collecting her campaign e-mails for review; and
her decision to conceal from her lead staffer a federal subpoena
concerning the abuses.


Need more?
There was the surreal appearance on Hannity & Colmes
during which Harris stood in profile for the entirety of her
softball
interview
, seemingly intending to showcase her pronounced dé
colletage to Fox News viewers. There was Harris's whisper campaign
after the increasingly desperate state GOP reportedly approached
former congressman and cable-host Joe Scarborough to run against
her and that Scarborough had a "dead intern problem."
Mainly, though, there's her Stalin-esque management style, which
includes attacking staffers for such trespasses as procuring the
wrong kind of candy, or for screwing up her Starbuck's order
(extra-hot low-foam nonfat venti triple lattes with one packet of
Sweet-n-Low). It's the sort of unhinged megalomania that makes us
giddy. At one point, Harris's battered staffers tested her by
submitting a two-month old speech she had written herself: She
pronounced it "terrible." Unfortunately, early polls
suggest our No. 1 pick won't be around to entertain us much
longer. Enjoy her while you can.